A Little Fun
I was going to do this yesterday but I had a string of critical situations with customers that prevented me from getting it done. I'm a big fan of Fark.com and sometimes the taglines for the articles just crack me up and are often better than the story they link to. What I've been doing for the last week is accumulating them so I can can include them in posts. I haven't decided if I will include them in every post or just have Friday as Fark.com day. I'm leaning towards the Friday option.
Here they are for the week of January 16th throught the 21st.
Bad: drunk driving; Worse: having no insurance; Worst: no licence; Worster: taking car without permission; Worcestershire: having 7 kids in car
Man solves Rubik's Cube in 11.13 seconds; will next attempt to build a time machine to take him back to 1982, when this kind of thing still mattered
Normalcy returns to New Orleans as shots break out during a "Unity Parade"
Bilingual road sign tells English pedestrians to 'Look Right', Welsh pedestrians to 'Look Left'. Twll dîn pob Sais
Colts going to the Superbowl... If they can find good seats
Woman's parrot reveals her affair when it said "I love you, Gary," in her voice and made sloppy kissy noises whenever it heard that name on TV.
Police find intoxicated woman in car that was reported driving erratically, but don't worry: Her 11-year-old niece was sitting on pillows and driving at the time
After bashing Samuel Alito for belonging to a Princeton club that discriminates against women, Teddy Kennedy decides to end his own membership in Harvard club that discriminates against women
Dumb: Man smokes crack while driving on the freeway and falls asleep. Dumber: He doesn't wake up when the police ram his car to get it to stop. Fark: This isn't the first time that he did it
German police follow thief's trail of feathers from ripped jacket; plucked from home, man's goose is cooked and he's going down
Police find luxury barn complete with elevator and millions in weed, talk about getting off your high horse
Man puts arc-welder to giant rocket engine he found, with expected results
Woman shocked after getting electrical bill for $250 million from power company. Chagrined company admits its error, but says it only needs one person to pay a bill like this for their elaborate scheme to work
Dumb: Getting a DUI. Really Dumb: Two DUI's in one night. Fark.com: The same cop catches you both times in one night
Holly Hunter has twins at 47. Plans to name them both Nathan Jr.
Venezuela plans to go on "buying spree." Intends to take advantage of "buy 3 tanks, get 1 free" special offer and buy as many rocket-propelled grenades as possible, 'cause they are, like, soooo in this season
If you're going to use the phony bomb technique to rob a bank, make sure the bag doesn't have your name and address written inside it
Jack Abramoff's father sends scathing letter to George Clooney in response to the actor's televised remarks about his son's name. The letter was also signed by his other son, Beat
$2,700 toilet seat stolen. Police have nothing to go on
Chinese company purchases Wham-O. Be on the look out for reissues of your favorites, hurra-hoop, sirry string and srip and sride
Here they are for the week of January 16th throught the 21st.
Bad: drunk driving; Worse: having no insurance; Worst: no licence; Worster: taking car without permission; Worcestershire: having 7 kids in car
Man solves Rubik's Cube in 11.13 seconds; will next attempt to build a time machine to take him back to 1982, when this kind of thing still mattered
Normalcy returns to New Orleans as shots break out during a "Unity Parade"
Bilingual road sign tells English pedestrians to 'Look Right', Welsh pedestrians to 'Look Left'. Twll dîn pob Sais
Colts going to the Superbowl... If they can find good seats
Woman's parrot reveals her affair when it said "I love you, Gary," in her voice and made sloppy kissy noises whenever it heard that name on TV.
Police find intoxicated woman in car that was reported driving erratically, but don't worry: Her 11-year-old niece was sitting on pillows and driving at the time
After bashing Samuel Alito for belonging to a Princeton club that discriminates against women, Teddy Kennedy decides to end his own membership in Harvard club that discriminates against women
Dumb: Man smokes crack while driving on the freeway and falls asleep. Dumber: He doesn't wake up when the police ram his car to get it to stop. Fark: This isn't the first time that he did it
German police follow thief's trail of feathers from ripped jacket; plucked from home, man's goose is cooked and he's going down
Police find luxury barn complete with elevator and millions in weed, talk about getting off your high horse
Man puts arc-welder to giant rocket engine he found, with expected results
Woman shocked after getting electrical bill for $250 million from power company. Chagrined company admits its error, but says it only needs one person to pay a bill like this for their elaborate scheme to work
Dumb: Getting a DUI. Really Dumb: Two DUI's in one night. Fark.com: The same cop catches you both times in one night
Holly Hunter has twins at 47. Plans to name them both Nathan Jr.
Venezuela plans to go on "buying spree." Intends to take advantage of "buy 3 tanks, get 1 free" special offer and buy as many rocket-propelled grenades as possible, 'cause they are, like, soooo in this season
If you're going to use the phony bomb technique to rob a bank, make sure the bag doesn't have your name and address written inside it
Jack Abramoff's father sends scathing letter to George Clooney in response to the actor's televised remarks about his son's name. The letter was also signed by his other son, Beat
$2,700 toilet seat stolen. Police have nothing to go on
Chinese company purchases Wham-O. Be on the look out for reissues of your favorites, hurra-hoop, sirry string and srip and sride
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